MARK!! ! ! !!
IS MORE!!! ! ! ! !!
THAN A PIECE!!! ! ! ! !!!
Mark is a person with hopes, dreams, aspirations, goals, emotions, good days, bad days, happiness,…
Always remember that you are not worthless, organs are extremely expensive on the black market
I love how Markiplier has an ice cream scoop but does not have at least one ordinary spoon.
This is a man who has his priorities in order.
reasons to date me
- no pressure to wear pants in my presence
- or any clothes at all really
- but it’s up to you
- u can be big spoon or little spoon
- totally your choice
- i’m always ready to make out
- also u don’t even have to buy me things just maybe an ice cream cone every once in a while that’s it
- i’ll let you lick it though
- i mean the ice cream cone
- well not just the ice cream cone
I’m like 25% funny and 85% bad at math
me when im drunk
the way to my heart
- mixtapes/playlists in the form of a CD
- reese’s peanut butter cups
- peach snapple
- any form of art especially handwritten notes and drawings
Always gotta get some milk in your butthole when you eat somethin’ spicy, am I right?
LOOK AT THE LITTLE OCTOPUS LOOK AT HIS BULGY EYES AND THE TINY TENTACLES DON’T YOU JUST WANT TO PUT A LITTLE LEASH ON HIM AND TAKE HIM FOR A WALK IN A PUDDLE